Because my opinion in Mundane shit MATTERS

Do you think it's bad to have sex at your age?
Well 24 is really old, but its that kind of cool old. Where the older folks think of you as smart bright young things, and kids wish they could be grown up like you. So mid 20s is about as awesome as life gets. Although they say men get happier as they get older. So who knows.

Where is your boyfriend/girlfriend at the moment?
On the Set of Desperate Housewives.

*fawn*

Were you happy when you woke up today?
Weirdly; no. I had a longing feeling, and was annoyed I missed my alarm by an hour. But then, there was £35,000 in my account. Can't complain.

Who was the last person you ate with?
Diego. Fish and veg. Surprisingly good.

Are you in a good mood?
Yeah, now I'm getting shit done.
www. sytaylor. net took me a day to do. Check out how awesome I am.

Do you want to have kids?
I want to have offspring and impart knowledge. But I don't see me changing poo stained nappies.

Have you ever watched a movie drunk?
Yeah although its not something I choose to do very often. The bottle of wine the first time I watched Layer Cake just made it more epic.

Has anyone ever told you they're in love with you?
Yeah, although when Andy Peters told me as a kid, I KNEW right there and then, something was up with that guy. It's not ok for him to be "cool" in an ironic way now. He was talking to kids down the tv spreading his gayness.

Do you believe in true love?
I believe in loving true. Anything that is true between two people is beautiful. Regardless of what others think. Loving true, means loving honestly, openly and accepting who YOU and who THEY are. No living a dream. But in beautiful reality.

Do you wear sweatpants?
No, although Im considering buying a proper gym kit.

Have you ever stolen a sign from a street?
Plenty.

What is something you'd like to have right now?
Solid travel plans. I want to/need to travel. In fact I'm gonna research it.

Are you playing hard to get right now?
Playing? I don't play, I just am annoyingly forgetful and appear arrogant.

Are you proud of the person you've become?
Yes. I created this imperfectly wonderful mess you all call Sy, and I like it. Faults and all. Believe me when I say, you wouldn't recognise me 5 years ago.

When did you last hold hands with someone?
Saturday, it was completley accidental. I accused the random girl of trying to make a pinky swear with me on the sly. Conversation ensued. It was horrible. Mainly because she'd managed to put together a HOT outfit for £30, and mine was 10x that, at least.

How good is your eyesight?
Genuinely terrible. Not only am I a bit short sighted, I have very poor depth perception. When I was younger I would REGULARLY wave at strangers... and you wonder why I had no confidence as a kid...

Would you ever want to swim with the sharks?
Dolphins mate, I swear I have an affinity with all intelligent mamals.

What would you say if I told you I was in love with your brother?
I'd say of course you are. The man is a legend. His legend spreads through many lands as the most dry witted motherfucker that ever lived. You know when you see a squirrel just stop randomly? That's a squirrel KNOWING.

When's the last time you got on an airplane?
March. The worst thing about Manchester airport is arriving there on a cold morning at 6am. It's just HORRIBLE. Although my opinion of Manchester is slowly improving as I get older.

What time did you wake up this morning?
10am, shamefully. Set the alarm for 8:30.

What are you doing this weekend?
Dark Knight on Friday with Scott/Diego/anyone else. Then Saturday its LAX at Oracle.

Are you dating anyone right now?
No, only in my head.

Have you kissed someone with braces?
No. Dear god no. I bet whoever wrote this question sent it to just one girl. At which point they slipped this question in, just to see if it was possible. Hidden amongst a load of other mundane shit. So crafty.

If you could change your eye color what would it be?
I kinda suit the darkness they have goin on. Plus very few people get to see my eyes properly.

What are you listening to?
Avenged Sevenfold - MIA

When was the last time you hugged someone?
Do man hugs count? If not then Monday, I hugged the motherbear.

Who was the last person to make you laugh?
Worlds Wackiest Sports on TMF. Its on nearly every night on freeview. You need to check out this show, its freakin funny. It's like Jackass only FUNNY.

How many 20$ bills do you have?
Technically. around 2,600

What did you do last night?
Hit the gym, then laid out in front of the TV exhausted... before time travelling into the future and seeing how things go down later this month. I liked what I saw.

Do you dance in the car?
I mosh.

Would you rather sleep at a friend's or have them over?
Have them over. This place is pretty cool. You hear that folks... MY HOUSE IS BETTER THAN YOURS. (Ok, so I rent it, it's not mine so much as it's leased, but I'm taking it because I'm disillusioned; and pretty)

Do you have a hard time admitting you're wrong?
It's hard to get me to believe I'm wrong, because most of my opinions aren't plucked out of thin air, or from youtube. But it can, and is regularly done. People I yield to regularly are the ones that understand subjects far better than me.

Wallpaper on your cell phone?
The earth from space. It looks AWESOME.

Favorite holiday?
My birth month. Also known as July, July July.... It was a lovely year, such a lovely tiiiiiime...

Do you really want to speak to someone right now?
A bunch of people yeah, stop being in different countries or at work.

Do you like to travel by plane?
YES. I NEED IT. ITS IN MY BLOOD.

Are you hiding something from someone?
I'm packing heat... in my pants. But other than that no.

Did you get enough sleep last night?
Too much, and I've noticed it makes you feel kinda shitty.

Favorite song?
Incubus - Make Yourself. The song came into my life at 17 when I really had to do exactly that, everything in my life was changing.

Who has texted you in the last 24 hrs?
Ryan, my mum, Jo & nobody else... woe is me.

Have you ever made out in a bathroom?
Gotta love the options.

Who was the last person to give you flowers?
Some random hippie type in London. Tried to force a flower on me for some peace and love based poor logic. Yes, giving ME a flower makes me want to PUNCH you, stupid hippie.

Do you find piercings attractive?
Jesus christ, and tattoos, Suicide girls ftw

Writing. BECAUSE I ENJOY IT

I'm writing because it feels like the right thing to do.

Although I'm eating seeds because I'm a liiiiiittle peckish.

Such are my motivations on a cloudy, lazy sunday. Also, I'd rather do anything than watch shipwrecked. It's NOT tv. There's no drama, group A fights to be more popular than group B. Film a high school, would be much more entertaining.

I turn 24 in exactly ten days. There will be cake. Wholesale, infeasibility stupid amounts of cake. Then the day after my mum is cooking me Turkey Dinosours, potato waffles and spaghetti shapes. WHAT A MEAL. Top that people, top that shit.

So I've made the decision to go the whole hog and have my hair reduced to 2005 levels of shortness. This may shock and even astound many of you who have only known me with short hair, but I always said it will change when I get bored of long. I think the accidental Dog the Bounty Hunter haircut sped the process along a little

Look at that guy, he looks like Hulk Hogan without the steroids. Although in the scale of all time WERIDO's his wife takes the CAKE (spot the NLP)

All kinds of eww. Don't let her pop into your head whilst eating.

So its bye bye long hair, hello investing in a lot of smart and semi smart clothing. I've wanted a more "Zara" style wardrobe for a while now but not had the money. I had a bunch of good stuff that my dad threw out too. But opportunity knocks in the form of a BIG fat cheque.

I adore haddock.

Its such a good fish.

Good little fishy.

Supposed to be a cool band playing at HiFi tonight, may check it out if its not too sweaty. I'm ending here because my ADD is itching to do other things. Byaaaaaaaa